Bachelor in Paradise (Review)

This week's episodes (yes, episodes) of Bachelor in Paradise was full of drama, manufactured of course.

Let's talk about the sisters first. Lauren has left which is great news for me. If I ever had a sister, I hope she's not like Lauren at all, not even a little bit. Who needs a frenemy when you can have Lauren, Ashley I.?

Ashley I. cried buckets. What else is new? Especially when Jared asked Claire on a date. I don't even know what happened there but apparently Claire is too old for Jared? Anyway it looks like Ashley I and her "perfect guy" are going strong.

The biggest surprise for me is Joe. How big of a jerk is this guy? I could not believe it. I have to confess I mostly just recorded and deleted episodes of the Bachelorette without watching. But when Joe was let go I actually felt bad for him. This guy is horrible! WTF is wrong with him? Is he even a real person? I could not even.

Rose ceremony...

I was surprised that Tenley picked Joshua. Then I remembered what Joshua looked like and I wasn't surprised anymore.

To be honest, I don't watch these shows live. I record them and watch while I get ready for work so I may have missed some things. I still don't care about anyone on the show other than Claire. She really deserves to find love.